Guy Buys Too Much Toilet Paper For Years, Runs Out Now

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mattstaff
Mar 18, 2020 9:00 AM EDT

This guy would stock up on excess amounts of toilet paper for years, only to end up running out when some folks at this current moment are stocking up like the world's going to end, tomorrow. Hopefully he's able to lock some down as soon as possible. 

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    Text - TIFU: After accidentally buying way too much toilet paper for years, I finally ran out. THIS WEEK. This is a FU that is three years in the making, culminating today. A few years back I started buying toilet paper on Amazon subscription. But my kid had just moved out so I apparently overestimated how much to buy so it didn't all fit in the linen cupboard. My darling spouse started storing the extra in the garage. But I didn't know this as I never go in there.
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    Text - So I kept looking in the linen cupboard and seeing we only had a few rolls. And then increasing the subscription. And even buying extra packs one- off because I thought we were out. And spouse kept stashing it all in the garage without me knowing. After almost 2 years of this, he finally begged me to stop buying TP because we were running out of room to store it! So for the past year and a half I have not bought TP at all. As all the coronavirus panic was building I thought, "well at leas
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    Text - Well, turns out we actually had FINALLY gotten through the huge backlog of TP. And as luck would have it, the first time I genuinely need to buy TP in well over a YEAR, it's this week. FML. I suppose the bright side is I was equally stupid about subscriptions for wipes and paper towels, so I have been able to give those away to needy neighbors. They all think I am brilliant and prepared. They have no idea it's just because I am dumb. EDIT: to the 60+ people that mentioned I should get a b
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